typesofboys: cat owner – part two
by daterofboys
Profile of the week…
He’s 6’0, he works in sales, and he owns a cat.
There are 4 photos of him, and one photo of his cat – who is wearing a rugby shirt.
[aside - I find animals wearing clothing hysterically funny]
But this photo is captioned: feline fashion is my passion.
His description:
Just your typical Cool Cat looking for other equally charming individuals who posses that special “Joi De Vivre”. I am Open to sharing a laugh, embarking on urban escapades, and exchanging knowing glances. Life is a buffet, and I just happen to have an extra plate! If you are looking for a fun-loving scamp with a heart of gold, then I am your man!
And the message that this “fun-loving scamp” sends my way?
Life is to short for us not to be besties!
If you’re not already smiling at the fact that it’s Friday, I bet this did the trick!
(exchanges a knowing glance)
He almost sounds…er…not straight. Like he’s the man to take to the theatre, shopping for new shoes, and out to new restaurants because he’d probably be game. And, he’s the guy who’d be wearing a hat. Like a pork pie or fedora. And he’d bring you a matching one so that everyone knows that you’re besties.
No no…that’s ‘twinsies’. ‘Besties’ is when we go to the pop shop and order a milkshake with two straws, then drink it facing each other, resting our chins in our hands.
The thing that confuses me, is that the profile said he’s looking for a “woman” for a “relationship”, while “friends” is an option…
OOooooOOOOoooh! Could you be ‘twinsies’ AND ‘besties’ at the same time? Hmmmm….well, that’s interesting, isn’t it, what he’s looking for?
It’s confusing to me…
But then again, I have to assume that he’s MORE confused.
Well, seeing as how he has a ‘passion for feline fashion’, and you aren’t entirely fond of Cat Men…I think Cat Man 2.0 here would raise the bar on so many attributes that are typically feline in male cat owners. He already can’t decide what he wants. Male Cat Owner Trait #1. I wonder if he has a matching rugby shirt? I know. Now I’m just being catty.
You two have made my WEEKEND. So funny! Thanks!
A mate of mine who just broke up with his girlfriend of some serious amount of time posted a picture on his facebook a few days ago of himself and his dog dressed in matching rugby jumpers. I can only assume that the ex was therefore NOT a fan of animals in clothing. It’s a bulldog, by the way. Alternately, my other mate, who has two cats, writes gay noir fiction (or is it noir gay fiction?) does not dress his pets. He’d also never define himself as a scamp
Perhaps if somehow these two gents’ DNA combined, you’d get your *bestie*. xo.
Ha! MJ took my exact though! I read that and though, “No straight man I know would ever send an email like that.”
On the plus side, who doesn’t love a gay friend? Seriously, they’re the best(ies)!
oh, the puns…